The Lost Oregon City Gold thoughts

Developer: Oh, a Rock! Studios
Publisher: Oh, a Rock! Studios
Year: 2022
Genre: Adventure
System: Windows

a dad thinking while his two daughters look. It's asking you what "25 cents" means.
Photo from Itch.io page

The Lost Oregon City Gold is an adventure game where a dad and his two daughters stumble across an old letter from an ancestor with clues pointing them to $25,000 in lost gold. It’s up to you to explore Oregon and find it. Most of the game is played in a first person view where you click on arrows to navigate various spaces in Oregon, made up of photos, and talking to people or solving puzzles that will point you to the next clue in your treasure hunt. Occasionally you make choices in dialog but they’re pretty low stakes decisions and there are parts where you can answer questions about Oregon’s history that you learn by playing the game. I suppose that technically this makes the game an edutainment title, but that might be a stretch.

image of a hand on a computer screen and text saying "Day 153. Got slapped for mispronouncing "Oregon"

As you can see, it’s not a very serious game. Photos of people, played by the devs and family and friends, are used for all of the characters and the plot itself is very silly. It all works for me though. Something I really like about the games by Oh, a Rock! Studios is that they all feel like a group of folks having lots of fun making games for each other but without all the inside jokes so they’re still very approachable for folks outside the group. They’re all just like a nice, relaxing, and goofy hangout session and would also recommend Internet Court and The Awkward Steve Duology for the same vibe. They don’t take themselves seriously but the games aren’t doing any sort of ironically bad FMV either.

The Lost Oregon City Gold is available on Steam and Itch.io for Windows, Linux, and Mac.

Dark Seed thoughts

Developer: Cyberdreams
Publisher: Cyberdreams
Year: 1992
Genre: Adventure

pixel art of the darkseed box art, showing a cybernetic like face staring at you

Players control Mike Dawson (played by lead designer Mike Dawson) who has a nightmare, while living in his new mansion, of an alien embryo being shot into his head by a machine. While exploring his new house and the town he lives in, he learns of a parallel universe called the Dark World and must stop the aliens that plan on invading our world.

man with a mustache in a run down bedroom

The game features incredible artwork by H.R. Giger that makes it stand out from other adventure games at the time. Unfortunately, this is the only highlight because the actual design of the game is a mess. Mechanically the game is very dated and features an incredibly aggressive timer. If you aren’t doing the right thing at the right time at the right place, you are stuck and must restart the game. Many times you will have no idea that you missed an important step and the game never informs you, leaving you to flail around until you decide to look up what to do in a walkthrough. I am endlessly amused that the game’s main character is played by the lead designer and has the same name as well, but that is not enough to recommend this game. The art of Giger is a wonderful fit for a horror game, but the horror in this game is undercut by Mike Dawson’s performance and his line readings.

pixel art of a man with mustache in a bedroom
Did you know there is also a bootleg NES version of the game?

The lead designer left the industry after this game, deciding to focus on writing for television. Dark Seed was enough of a success that the developers made a sequel without him, leading to the odd situation of Dark Seed 2 being about a man named Mike Dawson, who looks like Mike Dawson from the first game, but is played by someone else.

Dark Seed is unavailable today and will probably be for a while because of the licensing situation with the H.R. Giger estate. My understanding is that Night Dive came very close to working something out with H.R. Giger and then he unfortunately passed away. If you are interested in playing it today, it’s not too hard to find it online using ScummVM or DOSBox.

Dark Seed is available on your favorite abandonware site.

The 7th Guest thoughts

Developer: Trilobyte
Publisher: Virgin Interactive Entertainment
Year: 1993
Genre: Adventure

pixel art of the box for the 7th guest, showing a house on a hill with lightning in teh background

The 7th Guest was an early cd-rom game that became such a massive hit that it helped lead the cd-rom drive to becoming a common feature of PCs. It’s a first-person adventure game where you play “Ego,” a faceless character who explores a haunted mansion and figures out what has happened by solving puzzles that will reveal cutscenes of ghosts showing what they did when they were alive. Even early on in development the developer and publisher knew they were making something big. The game was originally proposed to the CEO of Virgin Games, Martin Alper, by Rob Landeros and Graeme Devine. Martin was impressed and “fired” them so they could found their own company, Trilobyte Games, and focus completely on the game instead of letting company politics get in the way. The game was technologically groundbreaking in many ways and was being talked about by others in the industry at conventions and pitch meetings. Sierra On-Line talked to the developers about publishing the game at one point and when Myst was being pitched around, the developers were asked if they could make something that would look as good as The 7th Guest. The GROOVIE game engine allowed continuous streaming of data from CD-ROM and it was the first adventure game to have 640×320 graphics with 256 colors. 

inside of a dark mansion with stairs going up to a second floor

While the game was ahead of its time when it was released, it’s a little hard to recommend now. Conceptually the game isn’t a bad idea, you wander around a haunted house and do puzzles, and successfully completing a puzzle means being rewarded with some fun FMV. Unfortunately many of the puzzles you are required to do require lots of trial and error, or they’re just not fun to do. I don’t think the maze puzzle in the basement is quite as poorly designed as its reputation says it is, but even once you figure out how to get the solution it’s still incredibly tedious to solve because of the slow walking animations between each scene transition. The slider puzzles in the game aren’t too difficult either but are also an incredibly boring puzzle style. I think that’s the main issue with the puzzle design, not all of them are incredibly difficult but even a lot of the ones that are solvable are just boring. There’s still a few gems in the game, such as the famous cake puzzle where you need to divide a cake into equal sizes with the same number of pieces. Many of the puzzles were pre-existing ones from previous sources like puzzle books, explaining why they’re almost all standalone. I don’t think this is necessarily an issue though. Both the Puzzle Agent and Professor Layton series have self-contained puzzles and are a lot of fun. So the idea works, it just needed some better puzzles in places and snappier movement for the other puzzles that relied more on trial and error.

The parts of the game outside the puzzles are very charming though. When the FMV was being created, it resulted in video with a blueish aura around everyone and at a lower fidelity than expected, but this resulted in choices being made for the game’s design that I think ended up benefitting it. The developers had to pivot fully to it being a ghost story and the lower quality video meant the actors had to do bigger performances that give the game a camp appeal. The cutscenes are there to advance a story, but it’s a pretty thin story and really just an excuse to see awful people doing bad things to each other. It’s technically a horror game but the cutscenes are schlocky enough that it keeps the game from being scary, which I’m fine with. Robert Hirschboeck is a lot of fun to watch in his over the top performance as the evil Stauf and his scenes in this game are the highlight of the franchise. The soundtrack by George “The Fat Man” Sanger remains a classic and probably what he is still known best for, which is impressive considering that he also contributed the soundtracks to games like Wing Commander and Putt Putt Saves the Zoo.

a ghost wearing a green dress in a bedroom

The game was a massive success when it was released, both critically and commercially, and was responsible for many cd-rom drives being sold. The success kicked off a franchise that is still going today with various ups and downs and even survived the developer Trilobyte going under. Even though the game is a little hit or miss for me in the design department, I would still maybe recommend it if you’re ok with having a walkthrough next to you to get through some of the more annoying puzzles. There’s still some really fun puzzles in here, the soundtrack is great, and the FMV is entertaining too. I would probably recommend going with the original version of the game, which is supported by ScummVM. There’s a remastered version but reviews seem to have various minor issues with it. Fans should also look up the Philips CD-i version of the game. It features higher quality video of the transition animations but also seems to be missing music in some spots. 

A few years ago there was a VR-only remake of The 7th Guest which reimagined the entire game with new puzzles, mansion design, and FMV. I haven’t played it yet but it seems to have received positive reviews and it’s lovely to see that the game is being kept alive by interesting new takes on the idea.

The 7th Guest is available on DOS, CD-i, Mac OS, Windows, iOS, Android, OS X, Linux, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation 5

Late Shift thoughts

Developer: CtrlMovie
Publisher: Wales Interactive
Year: 2017
Genre: Interactive Movie

pixel art for late shift showing multiple photos of a guy

Late Shift is a choose your own path-style game where you play as a student named Matt who forced to help with a heist and must make the correct choices to survive the night. You watch the interactive film and at specific points in the game you make binary choices that lead to different branches. The game features multiple endings with one being the optimal ending.

a man and woman leaning in to kiss, with the choices being Kiss and Withdraw
If you don’t make the right choices earlier, she will pull away and say “No time for love Dr. Jones.” While usually not this bad, a lot of the dialog in this game is poorly written.

I found this game incredibly frustrating. It’s well shot and the actors are all great, but nothing else worked for me. The choices often boil down to being a Good Choice and a Bad Choice with it feeling like a coin flip, and if you chose poorly, you are eventually given a bad ending. This normally wouldn’t be that big of an issue but if you want to go back to redo that choice, you must restart the game and you cannot skip previously seen scenes. Many other choices do not matter at all. Playthroughs also happen to be pretty long, making it a chore to replay. If you want to redo a choice, you have to rewatch up to an hour of the game again just to try the other option. The game also suffers from some poor dialog that would take me out of the game. If you’re looking to play an interactive movie, there’s plenty of better options. Some of the other games by this publisher, Wales Interactive, are worth considering over this game too.

Late Shift is available on a variety of platforms, linked to on the publisher’s site.

Morph Girl

Developer: Autumn Knight
Publisher: Autumn Knight
Year: 2017
Genre: Adventure

pixel art for the cover of morph girl, showing a hand reaching out of a bath tub

Morph Girl is an FMV game inspired by 90/00’s Japanese horror movies such as Ringu. You play as Elana, a widow who is unable to move on following the loss of her wife to cancer one year ago. A supernatural being resembling her wife begins to force itself into her daily life and the decisions you make during the game determine if she embraces or rejects the creature. It’s the first game by Autumn Knight, who later worked on D’Avekki’s game Dark Nights with Poe and Monroe as an editor and game tester.

photo of a room with a woman in it and a messy bed with a menu of things to look at on the left side

It maybe lacks the production values that a FMV game by a larger studio would have but it’s an interesting game and I enjoyed the writing. Sadly it’s rare for queer relationships to be depicted in FMV games so it was nice to see a game entirely about one. I was confused by how some of the choices led to various endings. I did get a little frustrated by the inability to skip previously seen scenes too, especially in a game that needs multiple playthroughs to see all the endings, but I appreciated that the playthroughs were only 30 minutes long so it was easy to see it all and repeat scenes weren’t a big deal. Despite my criticisms, I had a good time with the game and appreciate that it explores themes that are unfortunately rarely seen in adventure games.

Morph Girl is available on Itch.io and Steam.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

Developer: House of Tomorrow
Publisher: Netflix
Year: 2018
Genre: Interactive Movie

bandersnatch box art pixel art cover of a guy and a spiral laid over his head

Bandersnatch is an interactive episode of Black Mirror where viewers make decisions at key points to determine the outcome of the story. The episode is about a young man who is developing an adaptation of a novel but feels he is starting to lose his grip on reality as he develops the game. Through various points in the story you are offered a choice between two options and each one will lead you down a different branch. I wasn’t very impressed with the options offered and felt very railroaded during the whole thing. That’s probably part of the point of this thing and the story it’s telling, but it also just kinda meant I became bored with the idea of it all pretty quickly. Often when people criticize Black Mirror, it’s for making really basic statements like “what if technology was bad?” I don’t think this is always the case but it certainly felt like it with this episode, while feeling very smug at the same time. I’m not a fan of Black Mirror in general though so this may have been something I was never going to enjoy. There are many other games that do a much better job having meta commentary about choice in games that you can play instead. However, it does get some points for the Jeff Minter cameo.

I guess it doesn’t really matter that much about how I felt about this game. It was delisted earlier this year and as of this writing, I don’t believe any of Netflix’s interactive movies are available anymore. It’s a big shame because I’m not opposed to the idea of them and I heard some of them were good, but Netflix will dip its toes into games and then get distracted and decide it’s not really worth the focus. It feels like they’re going through something similar with their mobile games offering and dropping a bunch of games from their service on there as well. I can’t imagine it helps that no one knows Netflix even offers their games.

It’s not all doom though. People have figured out how to preserve these interactive movies and with some searching online, you can find the preservation efforts pretty easily. Even though I didn’t enjoy Bandersnatch very much, I’m glad it was preserved and will be available for people to check out for years to come.

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is no longer available on Netflix but is easy to find through your favorite search engine.

Mia and the Dragon Princess thoughts

Developer: Wales Interactive
Publisher: Wales Interactive
Year: 2023
Genre: Interactive Movie

Unfortunately I am on my FMV bullshit again, and that means looking through the games I have access to and playing as many as I can until I get burnt out on the medium and go back to playing normal games. This time it’s Mia and the Princess Dragon, an interactive movie by Wales Interactive. I’ve played one or two of these by the studio before and didn’t really enjoy them because I had felt you were making branching decisions with no idea how they would go, and then you get a bad ending and have to restart the whole game with no ability to skip what you had seen before. This was how Late Shift worked, a game a lot of people seemed to like from Steam reviews but I thought was pretty bad. However, I am sucker for FMV and Doctor Who, and this is a game starring the 8th Doctor, Paul McGann, so here I am playing this interactive movie.

On a side note, I will take every opportunity I can to recommend the 8th Doctor audio dramas by Big Finish. They’re fantastic and the Doctor gets to actually have character development. Storm Warning is the first one and a solid place to start, but Chimes of Midnight is fantastic and also a good first one. If you live in the US, you can also check out some of these for free through the Hoopla app if your library has it.

cover of Doctor Who: The Chimes of Midnight showing the doctor and a woman in front of a clock and a glowing building
Seriously, it’s really good!

You play as Mia, a barmaid working at a dive bar, when a woman who is unable to speak English shows up and is on the run from a group of thugs led by Paul McGann. Pretty quickly it starts throwing decisions at you where you make binary choices. It will show you stats when making decisions but doesn’t give you context for it. You can pause it to see what the stats actually are. I never could tell what these were actually used for and as far as I could tell, they did not seem to have an impact on the story.

a woman fighting a group of people

Some of the choices made no sense or felt meaningless. Early on in the game you can escape the bar you’re trapped at and leave with the mysterious woman, and get out before the more people arrive, and then your character decides to come back after eating and gets stuck in another situation and it felt like some very important context was missing because we weren’t there. At another point a cannon is aimed at someone and you can choose between warning the friend or stopping the person at the cannon. After you make this decision, someone walks up and stabs the friend anyway. I know this is something that is just going to happen with interactive stories that use FMV, because you can only film so much on a small budget and have to make compromises at certain points, but when it’s so transparent that the choice does not matter, don’t even offer it.

I’m dumping on the game quite a bit but there were parts I liked too. The game features a decision tree, which shows you what scenes you’ve seen before and the whole branching layout of the game. I actually liked the decision tree a lot. It’s probably a big spoiler if you looked at it before playing and it probably destroys the magic of how the game functions for some people but I found it to be really interesting. It showed me that there was more going on than I initially thought and was less linear than I had assumed. It was just interesting to look at and see how one of these games is laid out. The game actually lets you skip scenes you’ve seen before, unlike Late Shift. So I could actually replay the game without feeling frustrated. I will bag on Late Shift every chance I get, sorry. It also didn’t sort the choices into a good and bad decision. Well maybe it did a little, but it mostly tried to sort the game into two different but hopefully interesting choices for you to pick.

Mia and the Dragon Princess was also a lot lighter and more fun in tone than that game. It knew what kind of story it was and just felt like it was trying to have fun. The cast was perfectly fine. I’m sure it was a paycheck job for Paul McGann but he was fine. This wasn’t a Dennis Hopper in Black Dahlia situation.

So would I actually recommend it? I don’t know. I had a better time with it than some of the other interactive movies by the studio. It felt a lot sloppier than some other Wales games but also a lot less frustrating since the choices weren’t funneled between good and bad and it was easy to replay the game to try other branches. So far I feel like my impression with the studio’s games, the ones they’ve developed and weren’t just the publisher on, is that the ones that don’t take themselves too seriously are more fun to play and are maybe worth considering if you see them in a bundle or on sale and know that you’re getting yourself into An Interactive Movie that will last you an hour or two and that’s it. It’s not really a ringing endorsement but I’ve played worse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Mia and the Dragon Princess is available on a variety of platforms you can find on the developer’s site.

Corpse Killer thoughts

Developer: Digital Pictures
Publisher: Digital Pictures
Year: 1994
Genre: Arcade

Unfortunately I have the FMV bug again so I played through Corpse Killer, a rail shooter where you are a marine dropped onto an island to stop Dr. Hellman, an evil scientist who is bringing the dead back to life. On your quest you meet a woman reporter, who becomes your love interest at the end, and Rastafarian man who drives you around the island.

For the most part, the game is just rail shooter sequences where digitized sprites of people dressed as zombies walk around the screen and either try to get close to you or throw stuff at the screen. You do this for about an hour and then you’re done. They try to add some variety by giving you some powerups and choosing the order that you do the levels, but you have to do them all anyway so it ultimately doesn’t matter. For the most part you just repeat this sequence of levels and then fight a final boss and the game ends. One level type has you using a dart gun to shoot the zombies, I think to be stealthy. It’s not fun. There’s some optional side missions that give you a little bonus cutscene. They tried! I think there’s only so much you can do when a team films a bunch of zombies running around and then you’re told to make a rail shooter with it. I think it could have still been more fun to play by making the enemies feel less like bullet sponges and eliminating all the situations where there was an attack that was impossible to dodge.

two zombies wearing flannel and shorts in the jungle

Obviously the FMV is the reason why anyone would play this. Since I played the remaster from a few years ago, all the digitized sprites are now in a higher resolution and it just looks weird to me. They’re all much more crisp than the background they’re walking on. I think the original game actually looks better in a way, because the background and zombies are at the same quality level and it fits together better. I do like seeing the cutscenes at a higher quality than what it originally shipped at on the Sega CD. I’ll admit that I am a giant baby and some of the zombies creep me out a little, especially when they do the jump scares in front of the screen. I am not proud of this.

I wish I had enjoyed watching the cutscenes more. The tone is right, they’re intentionally doing a more campy approach, but there’s just not a whole lot going on other than the brief moments when you get to see Vincent Schiavelli do something as the evil doctor. It’s clearly just a paycheck job for him but he’s still trying to do something with the limited material he has and is the most fun to watch. I was surprised at how uninterested I became in the other cutscenes. I love garbage but they were mostly very boring. As you can guess, a game about voodoo and zombies may not be the greatest when it comes to race, even if the villain is a white guy. It could have been a lot worse but it still sucks.

The game then ends with you shooting zombies in front of a blurry photo of Vincent Schiavelli’s face and then it cuts to a scene of the woman reporter in a bikini at the beach, after she’s spent the entire game flirting with you. I guess they knew their market for this game. After the credits, it ends with a memorial to Vincent Schiavelli. Well, ok.

a photo of vincent schiavelli and text that says his name, his character Dr. Hellman, and the text November 11, 1948 - December 26th, 2005

It’s not a great game and it’s boring, which is probably the worst thing a game with FMV can be. There isn’t even any gore. I understand why that’s not happening on a Sega CD game, especially after the whole Night Trap thing, but it’s still funny to see in a game with so many zombies.

Since it was the rerelease of the game, at least it has a lot of bonus stuff. The behind the scenes stuff is fun. I was surprised by how many videos were made and preserved since the making of this game. It’s goofy that you have to buy them with points that you earn from playing the game, but you can unlock everything after a single playthrough. At least it gave me these gems from someone interviewing the cast.

Talking with the lead actress:
“Do you think kids will like this game?”
“I think it’s going to be fabulous”

And interviewing Vincent:
“Do you have a favorite moment in the script?”
Laughs “What are you talking about?”

I get the impression he didn’t think very highly of the script but he’s very nice to the makeup crew while they work on him so there’s that. He did do at least one other video game though, one of the Dune RTS games. I didn’t realize the game had Bill Mosely as one of the soldiers until I watched the behind the scenes stuff.

There’s documents like a Corpse Killer 2 design doc. It looks like Virtua Cop is referenced in this one. There was also a pitch for a Cold War inspired Corpse Killer ‘53. I just think it’s funny they had multiple sequels in mind as they were making this one. Again, it’s fascinating that all this stuff got preserved when you see that other companies like Sierra basically threw out everything when they closed. I think this part of the remaster is great.

zombies walking towards the screen at a beach and a digitized sprite of a guy in brown shirt and jeans

The remastered version also adds a new level where you shoot 3D models and also sprites of the two founders of Limited Run Games. It’s bad and I don’t know why they added it, other than to insert themselves into the game. It’s optional and just exists for points so it’s easy to ignore.

This is probably too many words about a rail shooter for the Sega CD. It’s not good but I’m glad that the rerelease has lots of bonus stuff because mediocre games should be preserved too. I don’t know if I would recommend actually buying it since the game itself is very tedious and Limited Run Games as a company is…well…..not great, but at least they didn’t half ass it?

Corpse Killer is available on Sega CD, Sega CD 32X, 3DO, Saturn, Windows, Macintosh, PlayStation 4, and Nintendo Switch.

Soldier Boyz

cover of Soldier Boyz, showing a large explosion and a guy thrown from the blast

Developer: Hypnotix, Inc.
Publisher: DreamCatcher Interactive
Year: 1997
Genre: Arcade; Interactive Movie
System: DOS

By the end of the 90’s it was becoming clear that the world of FMV wasn’t going to be the next place for Hollywood to conquer, but that didn’t stop some companies from still giving it a shot. Soldier Boyz is a rail shooter based off a movie of the same name created for HBO, and brings back the cast from the film to shoot new scenes for the game two years later. A billionaire has hired a Vietnam vet and convicts who have been sentenced to life to rescue his daughter from terrorists in Vietnam. Unfortunately, the heroes of the story immediately come off as unlikable. When the Vietnam vet (played by Michael Dudikoff) proposes his plan to use prisoners from a youth detention center (who are all played by much older actors) to rescue the woman, the billionaire father expresses concern that kids are being sent to die. These concerns are immediately shrugged off by our hero, who then hosts interviews to assemble his team. It’s possible that the writing in the original movie was better, unlikely since it received universally negative reviews, but every character in this game who is not a white person is written to be a racist stereotype.

very blurry photo of a forest and guy behind a tree pointing a gun at you
See that blurry mess to the right of the tree? That’s an enemy

I suppose some people would be able to move on from this intro if the game improved. The game doesn’t focus on the characters much after this and most of the FMV in the rest of the game is focused on shooting people in Vietnam and the player character reacting to it. However, the actual gameplay is awful as well. As critical as people were of games like Mad Dog McCree and Space Pirates, at least they were functional. The mouse went where you moved it, fired when you clicked the left mouse button, and you could see what was happening on the screen. Soldier Boyz is unable to even do this. I constantly fought with a lag on the mouse movements that made it difficult for me to shoot anyone. The game is a blurry mess too. The video quality is ridiculously poor and the scenes are disorienting. Nearly every time you shoot someone, the camera cuts to your character’s reaction and then cuts to another character. I’m not especially a fan of the wave of FMV rail shooters that we saw in the 90’s but this is the worst one.

I wouldn’t recommend the game to anyone but if you really must play it, it is playable in ScummVM. The engine used in this game was used for a few other games, although I know nothing about them other than Marvel Comics Spider-Man: The Sinister Six also being a poor game from the streams I saw of it.

There’s no reason to play this game and nothing interesting about it other than film director Darren Aronofsky helped shoot scenes for the game. It’s unfortunate that everything he shot is basically unwatchable but at least he would go on to better things (well, most of the time).

Soldier Boyz is no longer available for sale but it’s probably available on your abandonware site of choice.

New FMV Game Zine Now Available

Next month will be ridiculously busy for me so I made a quick little zine about modern games using FMV for the Zine Month alternative jam using Electric Zine Maker. FMV Will Never Die is a free zine on Itch.io covering recent games with FMV. I created it for the Zine Month alternative jam, which I think was ending tomorrow but I guess not, oops. But that’s fine, I doubt I would have finished it if I sat on it for any longer.

I basically have a 40 page version of this sitting on my computer but I keep slacking off on doing a nice cover and formatting so this goofy version is what people will have for now. I had fun finally making something with the Electric Zine Maker though and doing all those bad doodles and I suppose an expanded version of this is something I can look forward to getting out there in another month or two. That will also feature reviews of older games as well as reviews for more modern games and expanded reviews for some of the games in this.

Electric Zine Maker is just a blast to use though. Sometimes it’s nice just to make a thing very quickly and get it on Itch before you get tired of the idea. Highly recommend checking that out.